prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

stopirwin:

u know what sucks

people who say “either u have tattoos or have a job u can’t have both!”

like why can’t i have both

why can’t i be president of the united states and have a rockin sleeve

why can’t i be supreme court justice and have a wicked tattoo on my shoulder as well

why must MY professional future be determined by what I decide to do with MY body

keyblade-assassin:

hazelgraceful:

The year is 3057
Disney still hasn’t made a movie with realistic looking women in it

*AHEM*

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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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yourvoiceinnovember:

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs

yourvoiceinnovember:

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs

hetaliantimelady:

logs on deviantart

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logs off deviantart

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015